I have to agree with Sidekick on the camping trip. Tons of fun. Thank Goodness for my dope lesbian carhart (given to me by real lesbians, NOT the fake kind) it saved MOST of my backside from 3rd degree burns.
Being able to pee from a ten foot, broken down tree was quite the accomplishment.
This week starts week 6 and not without its own excitement. While at camping I acquired a sweet pocket sized air horn! (Which I have attached to the handle bars of my bike!)
Yesterday, I got to use that sweet air horn.
As we were approaching the corner where CRAZY DANCING GUY works, there it was, glimmering in the sun, with my hands shaking and my body tensed, I reached over and gave her a big long loud blow.
The reaction I was hoping for from CDG was that he would be SO startled that he would jump 10 feet in the air, screaming like a little girl and maybe pee his pants. But noooooo, he did not even hear me! So, left with no other choice, SIDEKICK and I made a mad peddling dash past him.
Thankfully he did not knock us into traffic. (this time)
Now, I am waiting for that perfect opportunity to blow my air horn at some unsuspecting driver that does not see me. Seeing the shear horror on someones face, maybe THEY will scream like a little girl and pee their pants for me, as I laugh my way home.
Watch out world, DANGER GIRL has an air horn!
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