Thursday, July 24, 2008

Another day another dollar.

I would like to apologize in advance for the sideways view of the video. Apparently once you take a video on my camera you can't turn it..
So, that having been said I'll tell you a little about our morning.
DANGER GIRL and I were zooming along making record speed when DANGER GIRLS' tire went flat.
Luckily we weren't that far from the nearest convenience store and gas station. We walked our bikes the rest of the way. DANGER GIRL had to literally carry her bike until she discovered that she could sorta semi-wheel it on the back tire.. (As you can see in the video.)
On the last road we had to cross, some dick face in a big ol fat gas guzzling truck turned right in front of us.(he looked right at us and turned anyway!)
Me, being filled with bike rage immediately yelled, "Fuck you! Asshole!!!" Then, get this! This prick stops his truck, right in the middle of the road, opens up his door and says to us, " Yeah, have a nice day" (very sarcastically I might add.... )
Whelp., DANGER GIRL was not in the mood..
She yells back, "Have a nice day?!??, HAVE A NICE DAY??!!! Lick my pussy asshole!!!"
OH MY GOD did I laugh at that. ALL the way to the store. The whole time we were changing the tire on her bike and ALL the way to work. In fact, I'm still laughing.
I had to call SISTER and tell her all about it. She said we are gonna get ourselves killed one of these days but she definitely wanted a sticker on her backpack that said that.

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