How the heck do I manage to do this every day? With summer upon us, I have taken to drinking heavily EVERY fuckin day! Boy, Oi vey ! Somebody please don't stop me. I take solace in knowing that all of this exercise will save me from liver disease. lung cancer, and whatever else you can acquire from so many bad habits.
Today closes the end of 5 weeks and 20 rides. This makes 100 miles that we have traveled to work. (What the fuck do I work for?) I am not sure if I am stickin it to the MAN, or if the fuckin MAN is stickin it to me.
Things that I have noticed along the way:
A better butt!!!!!!
Large muscular thighs! (I am going to need bell bottoms for my thighs, Bell Thigh Jeans)
Dick Head Mother Fucker Drivers that give no shit for the lowly Biker Chick just trying to stick it to the MAN!
The Bums on Bum trail ride road. ( I made that name up myself)
Costco Vodka is very heavy in your backpack.
The beer drinking store is waaaaaay to convenient on the ride home. ( 1 beer means like 3)
Sex is more fun when your thighs are burly!
You want to have way more sex, and in new positions, because you can suspend yourself from the counter tops in ways you never could before.
And on that note I think I have said way more than I should have, and will sign out for now.
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