Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dear $4.09 Gals, You Suck, and WTF!

Well, well, well! What a disappointment this blog has become. We used to have passion, joy and witty things to post.

Now what? We just let it fail and take a back seat? I don't think so!!!!! Ladies let's get with the program here.

Ok, so it's not biking season! So fucking what?

SIDEKICK, what happened to yer drunk epiphanies? I know you are not sober all the time! WTF!

FEMALE JIM, what about you??????? You are biking! In the winter no less! What!? Do I have to run you over with my black GMC, in order to get yer ass to post a thing or two. Again, WTF!

SISTER, you are the only one, that may have some kind of an excuse. Seein as yer goin to college and all! But still come on! Dietary can be funny. Right?

Well anyways ladies, if we don't have anything to write about, then we are NOT living like we should be!

What happened to sticking it to THE MAN!

BEING FREE!

MIDGET PORN!
(whoops, nothing)

GREAT ADVENTURES!

Oh yeah!
And GETTING STONED!

Consider, my friends, coming rock climbing with me.
It would be fun!
We would laugh, a lot!
And maybe, just maybe, one of you bitches would post about it!



Faithfully yours, and bored out of my gourd,
DANGERGIRL

P.S. I just want to live a little before I die!