Crap!

I just started reading some of the past blogs and I must say..... I think I might have a real problem w/ sweat. It's not just a constant in my blogging, but in my life. I apologize to the millions of non-existent readers out there. I very well may have recently flung some sweat on you.

Please bring your towels next time.
Sincerely yours,
SOME OFFICE GUYS SIDEKICK

I'm sweltering!

FUCK! It's hot! DANGER GIRLS' MINI ME stayed home from school today and she even said she was sweaty. Now, don't get my wrong. It's not like it's even hot outside. As a matter of fact it's currently a balmy 47 degrees.
It's the in-doors that's killin me. I just checked the temperature gauge and it's reading a cool 80....in the shade.
This is kinda like hell on earth for me. I wish everyone would give up those damn preconceived notions about clothing. If that could only happen, hell! I'd be nekked ALL the time...... But. Sadly, NO. It'll never happen. Especially in these days, in these here Americas.

So here I sit. Sweaty.

Sweaty in my pits.
Sweaty in my in between places.
Sweaty in my shoes.
My neck is even sweaty..

Now, I must admit. I have been sweatier. Many times. Often when I was riding my bike last summer. More oftener when I am having a wild romp in the sack. Occasionally when I have a really large poop.
In fact now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that I've already blogged about it before.. Waaaay back last year.


hmmm...... Seems to be a reoccurring theme with me.
Ahhh well.
You can never talk enough about some things.