HAPPY B DAY MINI ME

I started that last post on the 15th, but finished it today. So's not to confuse everyone. I really have been slacking!!! I promise I'll do better from here on out.
Yours truly,
SOME OFFICE GUYS SIDE KICK

Neglect.

I apologize to you (the faithless reader) for my lack of ambition lately. You see, I've fallen off the wagon. With school started and having to drive MINI ME everyday, life just hasn't been very exciting.
Beyond the fact that I have been sick as a dog the past two weeks...
Still..
Not very good excuses to not be blogging.

I think that my body was so used to profusely sweating everyday that once I drastically reduced my rides, it rebelled. Needless to say, I am going to join the gym tomorrow and start back on the track to sweating and then in turn being healthy once again.
In the mean time I'm sitting here at work bouncing on my big red exercise ball trying to keep the phlegm from flying.

My head feels like I am swimming in a vat of water.. Every time I swallow it sounds like someone is turning a lamp switch on and off in my brain. Oh yeah! AND,I really have grown fond of coughing! I have decided that the only real way to get that stubborn stomach flab off is to cough excessively.. Everyday, ALL day, and for an added bonus, at least 50 times at night.
MINI ME keeps telling me that I have the BLACK LUNG. I've kinda grown fond of that name and am considering changing.
Oh, BTW, It's MINI ME's 17th B day today. WOW!!!
I can't believe that I am SO fucking close to freedom!!!!
The light at the end of the tunnel is becoming more like the sun everyday. Hey! I can even consider buying both MY LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD and MINI ME luggage for X mas. Speaking of which, since MLBRC has turned 18 she has decided that she can do what ever the hell she wants. Including getting tatted up. (Oh what a dark road she is headed down...) Ha hA ha Ah HA hA HA!!! I keep having dreams of her serving drinks in some dank bar with a stripper pole. Oh well. I don't suppose it's the end of the world if she's covered in tattoos. I'm still gonna love her. Hell, Shit, the girl already has blue fricken hair and her nose is pierced.. Whats a few tats added into the mix, right????

N E Whoo... Back to my freedom. YEEEAAhhh HAAA!!!! I have these brief (VERY BRIEF) moments of nostalgia, thinking about what I'm gonna do once the girls are gone. Then I come to my senses and start planning my escape.

30 miles.. Yep, it's Gluttony.

At its finest.
F.JIM is on a work out kick. She invited us this past Saturday to go biking w/her trainer and a couple other chicks from the gym. Little did we know that we had signed up for a 30 mile Nazi bike riding boot camp.. 2 hours into it I'm cursing, sweating and ready to die from sheer exhaustion. My legs were like rubber and I really don't know how I didn't end up puking. I actually think that during the worst of it I may have even blacked out. Not to mention the fact that the night before was DANGER GIRLS' B day party and we drank ourselves to oblivion.
I had the shakes, the shits and I'm pretty sure I looked like death had warmed me over....
Hell!, Riding to Eagle River was easier than what we did on Saturday.

But, I suppose I can say, "I did it, bitches!"
It may not have been pretty.. But, at least I get to brag about riding my bike 30 miles! Plus the muscles in my legs seem to have grown, bringing me that much closer to my dream of hanging from a tree to strangle some one with them!

Things are looking up!

I Had A Bright Idea!

Over this last long weekend, I spent aloooooot of time extremely bored.
What with everybody out of town for the holiday, my social scheduled suffered something terrible.

So Saturday rolls around and the few friends I still have in town have made other plans, well I do what any gal could do, pawn the kids off and call the one friend that stayed in town and did not have plans.
A man of quality and stature, good ol' KNILES. ( hey ifin I ever get the chance to do ya, that is what I would cry out)

Anyways, KNILES recently had surgery on his knee. Well he was just the perfect friend to ride with, due to his recent temporary decline of physical health, I was able to completely and totally kick his biking ass!
Under normal circumstances this would not have been the case.
So for that I am relish in my victory.

Along the way KNILES and I come up with a few new biking terms.


BB = Ball Banger; Like a Pussy Banger but, well you get the idea!

BBSW= Bike Butt Sweat Wedgie; You sweat so much, that your butt eats your boxers and uses them for a sweat rag!

Yes on occasion I do wear chic boxers. Remember a previous post about a Thong Eating Monster! I don't want that to happen to me, besides I have been told that they do look sexy!

Any who, today I had this bright idea to ride my bike to work. Thinking that if I rode 30 miles with KNILES, what is 25 today.?

Well let me tell what 25 miles today is like...........

It is not as easy as I thought that it would be! Something about riding first thing in the morning after getting everybody off for the day.
I reminded myself along the way how far I had to go, and then how far I had made it.
I met a moose having breakfast, and had to go out of my way to avoid the possibility of getting trampled.
I also ate copious amounts of bugs. (Protein, I guess!)

I did however make it to work and home again. Thank goodness!

So today I really stuck it to the man! Fuck you man! I'll eat bugs before you get one over on me!