So Sad

Whelp, we are down to our last few rides. This my friends makes me very sad. This means that I have to return to my regularly scheduled household chores. This SUCKS!!!!!!

It seems that SIDEKICK and I each feel this impending doom, and are pushing ourselves to our breaking point. On Tuesday my riding partner overslept, fortunately SISTER made it. However she only rides half of the ride with us before she has to go her own direction.

This left me to my own jumbled conversations in my head. Yep, I now can confirm that I am indeed crazy! (shut up! I know what you are thinking!)

On my ride home I was racing SIDEKICK, her in her car and I on my bike. Well she won.

Of course!

However, I made a valiant effort at keeping up. I pushed myself to new levels, and traveled at new speeds.

We met up at Will's place for our Tuesday night ritual of drinking beer, and planning to save the world.
Why is beer so damn good, and the world so fucked up?! Four beers later, I am back on my bike, and going for the gold! I found that you can ride so fast that you are not really sitting on the seat. Rather just levitating slightly above it. Wow that was cool!

So on Wednesday, SIDEKICK decides to punish me for riding without her. (I still hateses you!) My legs were feeling like lead weights, and remember I drank alot of beer. Sooooooo I was not up to my usual riding self.
Not only did we ride like the wind, but we also took the extra long way as well. (again I still have mad feelings at you) Today we took a new trail, and faced headwinds so strong, I am sure a jet could not of flown straight.

For the weekend, I am planning a long ride. FEMALE JIM has agreed to bless us with her presence. (Maybe I can try to kill her again. Think Kenny from Southpark) Hopefully her cute boyfriend can fix up her gently used bike. (wink, wink)

Tomorrow is Friday, and once again I am sneaking another bike ride. I will however be getting paid to go to work . (This week!)