Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Bananas for everyone!
Totally off the subject..
I was the victim of a random banana attack yesterday.
(Actually, it was a banana peel to be precise.)
There DANGER GIRL and I were waiting patiently for our walk sign when a little white car came careening around the corner. The driver of said car took one look at me and threw his banana peel. He didn't quite hit me, but I know for a fact he was aiming for me. (Call it a sneakin suspicion)
First, I find it very coincidental considering my freakish fascination with bananas..
(For those of you that know me, you know what I speak of.....)
Secondly, I think that maybe this is my long lost soul mate.
I mean, really?
A banana? Really???? What prompted that?
My only thought is that I must be banana worthy.
Now THAT is saying something.
I really didn't realize this before now, but not many people are banana worthy.
I AM!
I don't know if this is some kind of weird sexual banana throwing fetish or something but I just wanted to thank the driver of that little car.
You sir made my day, and if you see me on the trail again please feel free to throw as many bananas peels as you would like.
And, for the rest of you...
Watch out!
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1 comment:
wow - must have been exciting! LOL - Would have been a way better story if they would have slapped you upside your fuckin hollow head with that bananna! hahahahhahahahahahha
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