Drinking and Bums do NOT mix!

We are down to our last ride. Monday will be the last day that we can ride to work.
Let us take a moment of silence to mourn the end of summer......
Ok, well that is enough of that! Let us look on the bright side of life.

Hummmm I can't think of anything. Can you?


Well I guess the only thing to do is think of happy things. Like oh, I don't know, puppy dogs and pansy's. Yeah that is not working for me either. Somebody please for the love of BUMS, help me!

Thursday was probably the best ride of the year! At the end of the day, the sky opened up and poured monsoon style rains. Well, we had no choice but to wait it out. Thank goodness that our boss rewards us with margaritas at the end of the week!!!! It was a good excuse to have two. How could he say no, what with the rain and all.

Thankfully the rain stopped as the last of our 2nd margarita went down our gullet! Happy as two clams, SIDEKICK and I set out on our trip. We decided to have some treats (wink, wink) along the way and we were even happier. So buzzed and stoned we rode our way along the trail towards home.

We could not have foreseen what would happen next. With out warning my bike made a sharp turn towards Will's place, and WAMMMMM, I hit the building at warp speed, ducked and rolled and landed my ass upon a bar stool right at the beer counter!!! How convenient, Thank god for beer!

SIDEKICK and I had our two beers and what do you know SISTER calls and is on her way. We had to stay, you know obligation and all. So I had one more beer and SIDEKICK had two more (high alcohol) beers, and it was time to go.

Needless to say this ride was even better than the one before.

Untill........

SIDEKICK met a bum upon the trail. And well let us just say she could not ride today because of the swelling and bruising.

Oooops!!!!!

God damn BUMS should know to stay the way out of HOT DRUNK BIKER CHICKS!

Anyways, at least our last few rides have been exciting, nothing like going out with a BANG!