Less assholes driving on the road.
Sunny weather w/ the occasional warm breeze.
Groomed trails.
A dildo on my seat.
Having a few beers in me.
Having the lung capacity of a dolphin.
GInormOus thighs (I AM working on it people!)
Listening to music.
Knowing every cuss word, in every language.
Wicking clothes
biking gloves
Awesome goggles!
Someone running along beside me, cheering me on.
Hmmm.... I'm running dry.
I'm open to more suggestions. Any one have anything?
2 comments:
The person running beside you should of course be carrying beer and wiping your brow at stop lights.
and maybe someone waiting at you're destination with toilet paper and baby wipes to take care of that nasty ass sweat and boob Gouda. And maybe a smoke for that five mile dildo marathon.
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