To the guy this morning that thought it was real funny to pretend to go and rev his engine right while I was peddling my ass off in front of his gas guzzling black truck. (through the busiest intersection we travel). I really did mean it when I yelled, "I will fucking KILL YOU!"
That, Sir, WAS NOT in fact funny. Also, considering that my bike rage possibly exceeds that of a large angry MONSTER, (think Godzilla rampaging through Japan) You had better fuckin watch out! Cause next time I might actually do it.
*Oh, and BTW, I also wanted to add that your screeching tires and reaching 60mph in 2 seconds flat the moment we successfully made it past your bumper, TOTALLY got me wet! I might just reconsider killing you and want a date.
Look for me tomorrow morning!
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Given the current gas prices in Alaska, we have started riding our bikes to work. Now, when we started this little adventure we didn't realize that what we had really started was our own fat camp. Neither one of us are in the best of shape, but God damn it! We will be by the end of summer!!! We have created this blog as not only a record of our progress, but as sort of an insurance policy that we are definitely stickin it to the man!!!!
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- I fought the dragon and now he is DEAD!
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- Baby got Back
- Little pink bell R.I.P.
- Just setting the record straight.
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- Here! Here!
- It's the small things......
- Burn Baby Burn!
- Booty Booty Booty, Rockit Everywhere!
- Call me Danger Girl!!!
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- Fast food parking lots
- Lets ride!
- Help! I'm Homeless!
- OK... Here are OUR asses. You see'em. Right? Well,...
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2 comments:
hey i'm glad you're not dead!
just to comment on your profile, I think it's a desirable quality to poop a lot. Because constipated people look, well, constipated.
And, just think how much money you are saving on fiber supplements in addition to gas.
I think this is a good emotional outlet as well as good physical exercise. yet another way to say money on therapists. :) Good job --you might just inspire me!!!!!
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