Something amazing has happened! I thought that my ass would shrink, however that is not the case. Being that I am slight of ass to begin with ,I am overjoyed to report that I am the proud owner of a sweet Pa Donka Donk.
I have become obsessed with my ass. I find myself rubbing it without awareness. I am always looking in the mirror at it, and other wise walking around in circles trying to catch a mere glimpse of my sweet ass! I think I should get a rear view mirror just so that I can admire it at all times!
In another week or two I should be able to crush coal with my sweet ass and produce diamonds! Then I will sell said diamonds on the black market (don't want to have to share with the MAN) and spend the money on male prostitutes to admire my sweet ass.
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Given the current gas prices in Alaska, we have started riding our bikes to work. Now, when we started this little adventure we didn't realize that what we had really started was our own fat camp. Neither one of us are in the best of shape, but God damn it! We will be by the end of summer!!! We have created this blog as not only a record of our progress, but as sort of an insurance policy that we are definitely stickin it to the man!!!!
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- Little pink bell R.I.P.
- Just setting the record straight.
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- Here! Here!
- It's the small things......
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- Booty Booty Booty, Rockit Everywhere!
- Call me Danger Girl!!!
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- Fast food parking lots
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5 comments:
I'd like to reserve me a 2 carat ass diamond please..
now if you would only let us touch it like the girl at my other office does!!:)
I too would like to reserve a couple of your precious ass jewels. I'm in the market for a pair of 1 carat studs. And, if you just happened to be pumping out more of those pretty little rocks than you need, a matching solitaire necklace would be great!
would you do me a favor when you cross th New Sewerd highway, kindly ride standing, and maybe arch you're back just a little. OOOhhh and toss you're hair. That would be really hot and I might have to change my shorts.Yuuuummmmyyy!!!!
I've been riding my bicycle to work (8 miles each way) here in New Hampshire since late March. The legs and ass have definitely been whipped into better shape, but the pleasant (and unexpected) surprise has been the firming of my midsection. Who knew that cycling could provide such a good core workout?
Fun blog...good luck and continued success with the cycling.
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