And, NO. It's not from a night of marvellous 'ass play' either. We decided yesterday that rain or shine we were getting the bikes out and riding.
So, it rained and we biked. and biked.. and biked...
Needless to say, it's totally true! If you don't use it you lose it. My sweet calloused bike ass from last summer is gone. It was replaced by some strangers ass. It's still as soft and supple as it ever was but strangely, with no tolerance for a bike seat being shoved up there. I had no clue! I figured once I had established a good firm foundation to certain items lodged between my precious cheeks, I'd be able to handle anything....
nope.
Yesterday's ride was proof of that.
Today I can barely sit, let alone think about mounting that bike again any time soon.
So please, for the love of god! SOME ONE just come and kiss my ass!
It'll make it feel better, I swear!
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